Missing Person #1

A great many Fridays have come and gone, but where is Rebecca Black? The last time we saw her she was hanging with our heroine, P'trique, following the success of her lyrically stunted debut.

We are dying to know what her position in the car is; is she is still riding in the front? Or has she been relegated to the backseat?

Anyone with any information as to her whereabouts, please do be in touch.