For Lovers

Gentlemen, STOP! Before you part with your hard-earned cash (well, earned cash) for a rank teddy-bear holding a misshapen heart emblazoned with the sort of sentimental nonsense sure to make your beloved retch, please see below. We have waded through the mountains of tat sure to grace a landfill with its presence to bring you this, a selection of the least repulsive Valentine's gifts. You're welcome.

Clockwise from top: Personalised Lollipop (�1.45 each - Notonthehighstreet.com), Lovebirds Blusher (�18 - ASOS), Love heart Ring (�13.50 - Meandzena.com), The Bronte Sisters' Three Novels (�16 - All good bookshops!), Annina Vogel Mizpah Victorian Brooch Conversion Necklace (�450 - Liberty), Mix Tape (A little bit of time), Tudor Underwear (�25 - Notthehighstreet.com), Charm Broach (�750 - atworkgallery.co.uk), Heart-glitter Nail Varnish (�1.78 Forever 21), Claddagh Earrings (�39 - Tatty Divine), I Love Everything Scarf (�135 - Silken Favours at Liberty)